Despite what all those “experts” say about black holes forming and starting another big bang that consumers the world when they use that cool new CERN Atom Smasher, I found the real danger…

In the middle of a story on NPR this morning the radio suddenly started blaring country music (I like country music, just not when I’m getting my NPR fix).  I fiddled with the dial – hard to do now a days with a digital radio – and uncovered other oddities that I couldn’t explain.  I was picking up stations from Delaware and West Virgina quite clearly (note, I was NOT listening to AM or my cool big-antennae ham radio).

I have no other conclusion than to blame those darn scienctists messing with mother nature who sent microscopic gamma rays and nano-particles through the earth to my car’s radio just to mess with me.